The battle plan

The battle plan can only be viewed in it's right form and context here, however in the event that it should ever disappear, the transcription can be viewed below.

"...We should have a show with a huge video screen.
Each attendee each night will receive a small remote control.
We'll program our own version of "Oregon Trail."
Apple IIe graphics will display the audiences' choices...
We'll lose members to malaria and small pox...
or trying to cross the river.
Hunting food will retrieve hidden cover songs...
All based on what multiple choice the fans make.
We'll all have "The Nudge" come out and randomly shoot us with rusty-headed arrows.
We'll sing an a capella version of "We Built This City (On Rock n' Roll)" while a
30 foot long old-west wagon rises from underneath us and lifts us off into orbit
as we become the 2nd band to travel in space (behind Wyld Stallyns of course)

How much is a box of aluminum foil again?"

- Tom

"Tom, our bass player wrote that. We're always trying to make each other laugh and we try to be creative with what we can do on stage. We talk about what our dreams are if we had 20 million dollars and could do like a Kiss show [laughs]."
- Jim James
(JamBase interview, January 2004)